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 She put her hands on her heart, then pointed towards Wilkins. Then she pointed back towards herself, and then towards him. It was as if she were indicating some kind of kinship. She smiled, withdrew through the hole, left the room. He could hear her rummaging around in her bag again. . . .
     She came back holding a pair of scissors.
     "Hey hey hey," said Wilkins. "Whatcha gonna do with those, huh?"
     She approached the bottom of the bed again, found the crack in the wall, climed through, stepped onto the bed. The hinges of the old springs creaked underneath her. She walked forward, standing on her knees, so that Wilkins was underneath her. She sat down on his stomach. She grabbed his shirt at the bottom, and began to cut it off with the scissors.
     "Hey, wait a minute," Wilkins said. "That's Fruit of the Loom."
     She cut slowly, all they way up to the neck, then made two smaller cuts across his chest to the armholes. She dropped the scissors and pulled the pieces of shirt out from under him. Dent Wilkins was now buck naked.
     She bent down and kissed his navel. The kisses were soft, and left a tiny trail of saliva and a whitish streak of face-paint on his chest. She moved up past his nipples, towards his collarbone, and sucked on the little hollow at the bottom of his throat. Quietly she kissed his neck, his ear, and at last, his lips. She was very gentle, Wilkins thought; it was like being licked by a kitten with a soft, abrasive tongue.
     "Huh huh huh," Wilkins laughed. "Huh."
     She reached up and grabbed his hair and cut off a big chunk from the left-hand side.
     Hey, wait just a cotton-pickin' moment," he said.
     She threw a handful of his hair down onto the sheets. She grabbed another handful on the other side and cut it off too.
     "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" Wilkins said, frightened now. "This was not part of the goddamn bargain. We never said a goddamn thing about this."
     Judith put her finger over her mouth, to indicate that he should be quiet. She took one more good snip off the top, which was a difficult achievement considering the fact that Wilkins was now struggling. Wilkins didn't heed her suggestion about being quiet. He was pulling on the thongs and swearing. "Goddammit," he said. "You know what this is gonna look like? People are gonna know. You realize that? People are gonna fucking know now."
     She stood up on her knees again, let the scissors fall onto the sheets. Wilkins looked at them, with tears raging through his eyes now. If he could have reached the scissors he would have threatened her with them. But, of course, as he well knew, he couldn't reach them. She was looking him in the eyes now; it was as if she'd dropped the scissors only to make him realize he couldn't hurt her.
     "Let me out of here," he said, but it came out funny. It took him a moment to realize that in his confusion he had spoken in the voice of Corky Chorkles. Judith just shook her head as if he were insane.
     She made that same gesture she had made before, touching her own heart, then touching his. It was a sweet gesture, all things considered, that pantomime of kinship. She leaned forward and kissed him on the forehead, then walked on her knees back to the foot of the bed. She climbed back out through the hole in the invisible wall and left the room.
     Wilkins lay in his honeymoon suite, surrounded by the tufts of his own hair. He still felt the tears in his eyes, but something within him surrendered. He knew he had crosse some border now, that there was no way back.
     From the living room came the sound of an electric razor snapping to life.
     "Oh God, no," Wilkins said. "Please, dear God in heaven, no. Deliver me from this please."
     He had a sudden image of himself, bald as the full moon, clad in whiteface, dancing an invisible dance on the streetcorner in front of his own home.
     And at that moment there came a tremendous crash, a sound of splintering wood and bodies falling onto the floor, and a sudden rush of cool air coming from the newly formed hole in the roof.
     The body of Edith Schmertz, hurtling earthward through space and time and thoughts of Dwayne, crashed through the eaves of Wilkins' summer home, and fell, bull's-eye, upon Judith Lenahan. The two women collapsed on the floor in a cacophony of wood and shingles and falling moss, and the razor, still buzzing, flew out of Judith's hand and skittered onto the hardwood floor in the bedroom. It lay there vibrating, rocking back and forth, inches away from the bed upon which Dent Wilkins now lay captive, frightened and shivering on the far side of a long, invisible wall.

Excerpt written by Jennifer Finney Boylan and reprinted with her permission

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